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In the light of the imminent closure of MR Onions the side should be renamed:

Chris Fleming's evil villainous nazis?
Matthew Clarke's ludicrous limp-wristed mincers?
Colin Keane's Absolute F*ckwits?
Matt Taylor's plucky D-Day heroes?

ONIONS (& KEANEO) STILL CAN'T FIND A WAY...
Another Loss - Keano Showing Up At St Davids Was Funny Though...
It’s all getting a bit repetitive. ‘I thought we did well and deserved to take more from the game’ could be said about any number of games this season and it was equally applicable this weekend. The fun and games started before anyone had even got changed this time round – Squire receiving a call from Keano at 2:30, the latter asking “I’m at St David’s, where are all the lads?” Once the laughter had died down Squire explained to his strike partner that we were playing at St John’s....More.

FIRST HALF HEROICS UNDONE BY LATE HOOD CLASS
Cup Dream Ends - But Just For a While There...
The Real Men's long awaited cup match against Robin Hood took place at Southampton on Saturday. Matt Taylor, who had taken over the reigns for the big match, went with a starting 11 of Rymon-Lipinski in nets, Taylor, Kinghorn, Berning, Drennan at the back, Wills and Chunky on the flanks, Coopers and Outrim in the middle and Heaney and Kal Bross(eau) up front....More.

GILLILAND HATRICK NOT ENOUGH
Not How I Remember It - But Anyway - We Still Lost
Sunday morning football was back after a good month off and everyone was raring to go. As everyone turned up and get kited up, the sun came out and started to shine. This did not bode well for a group of 16 guys that have done feck all in the past month over the holidays.... It is January, we were all hoping for some of that rain that comes in side ways and slaps you in the face.... More.